Special Area!
What the hell is a special area? It's where articles and other "special" things are shoved. It's more like a miscellaneous directory then anything... but specialer. Expect any major events like Crossovers to be covered here, and if the IHTBTSers go to any concerts, on any road trips, or to any amazing places, you'll hear about it here. This is also a Contest Central, as I'm planning to have a contest here soon where you can wing IHTBTS art, guest appearances, and a copy of the INFAMOUS Law & Order: Small Town Unit Provincial Investigation Division VIDEO! Yeah, this place ROCKS!

CONTEST (of Doooooooooooooooooom)
Alright, so I'm having a contest. And I'm a starving student so it'll have some odd prizes. What is this contest you ask? Well, it's your chance to redesign a character. And what character are you going to redesign? Well, none of my friends would even consider letting me get them redesigned by strangers so:

REDESIGN CARSON SUPER CONTEST!
Yup, you get to redesign me. Simply look at the past versions of Carson, sketch up what you think I should look like, and email it to me! (Okay, so you have to get it in the computer too...) Now, for the prizes...
First Prize: Alright, this is the kicker - You get a cameo in IHTBTS, but that's not all, your cameo will turn into, get this, A REGULAR REOCCURING CHARACTER! (gasp). You will also get 5 dollars...in Canadian Tire money! An autographed picture of my interpretation of your interpretation of me, and a beer coaster! WOW! What a prize Package!
Second Prize: You get a cameo in the comic, and I will send you the hand drawn version of that comic.
Third Prize: You get a bottle cap, paper clip, 2 rubber bands and a few thumbtacks. This is the prize that you want if you're MacGuyver. Oh, and you get a cameo in the comic too, and I'll send you the hand drawn version.

So, send me your versions of the new and improved Carson!
And, if you'd like to be a judge for this contest, email me too!

Uhm, Scrubbo said my special area was too baren, so to make it longer, he's a discussion Scrubbo, WreckFat, DFG and myself had about my Special Area:

<scrubbo> Everytime I see that "Special Area" on your site, I'm tempted to click on your "Special Area" Carson.
<WreckFat> Hello frogurt
<scrubbo> But then I get the ickies and refrain.
<scrubbo> Hiya Frogurt.
<frogurt> greetinga all
<CarsonR> Scrubbo: Awww... I just NEED someone to click on my special area
<DFG> scrubbo, watch it buster there's ladies present and all
<scrubbo> I bet you do, pervert!
<scrubbo> I'm not kidding, DFG.
<scrubbo> He has a special area you can click on!
<scrubbo> It's gross!
<DFG> oooooh were
<DFG> wtf, mmm bbocc is not coming up
<CarsonR> Scrubbo: The scary thing is I don't think I have anything IN the "Special Area"
<scrubbo> Oh my god.
<scrubbo> Your special area is barren.
<scrubbo> O_O
<CarsonR> I'm scared
<DFG> awwww, at the very least put something interesting in there
<DFG> I could give a few suggestions
<scrubbo> You should send away for a functioning special area, Carson.
<CarsonR> I'm going to have to
<WreckFat> I think they have support groups for that.
<CarsonR> I feel so ripped off
<scrubbo> Actually, "Support" is the last thing he needs there, Carson!
<scrubbo> Errr.
<scrubbo> Wreckfat!
<scrubbo> Whoever!
<scrubbo> Faceless blob on the other end of the net!
<DFG> "If you can't be an athelete, then be an athletic supporter
<WreckFat> Who, me?
<scrubbo> Carson, James said it looked like Corey is drawing Toasty.
<scrubbo> O_O
<scrubbo> (I can't get over this. I'll be bitter till the end of my days.)
*** Kiwi has joined #4toontellers
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v Kiwi
<CarsonR> What!? Good gravy Scrubbo!
<WreckFat> And hello Kiwi
<scrubbo> You're back from school already?
<CarsonR> Hey Kiwi
* DFG takes a look at CarsonR's special area
* Kiwi nods
<scrubbo> Yup, Carson.
<scrubbo> I my jaw nearly hit my special area......
<DFG> mmm, yup pretty bare there
<Kiwi> I would've been here a couple of hours earlier, but the librarian caught me!
<DFG> scrubbo, you and jaws
* scrubbo huggles Kiwi..... very tiredly.
<CarsonR> Sheesh, just leave my special area ALONE!
<scrubbo> I don't know what it is, DFG.
* Kiwi huggles scrubbo, finally feeling awake
<WreckFat> I quote: "It's where articles and other "special" things are shoved."
<scrubbo> It's that theme song.....
<scrubbo> Duuun nun!
<scrubbo> Duuuuuuuun nunn!
<DFG> scrubbo, you know they do some great things with plastic surgery these days
<scrubbo> Duuuuun nun nun!
<WreckFat> What articles these may be, I don't want to know.
<DFG> just when you thought it was safe to go back into the special area
<scrubbo> Duuuun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun NUN nun nun nun NUN nun....
<CarsonR> Sheesh, I was hilarious without even trying
<DFG> WreckFat, oooh maybe it like articles of clothing?
<scrubbo> Life is often like that, Carson.
<CarsonR> I think the moral of this is: I need to take better care of my Special Area
*** KoioSuru[dead] is now known as KoioSuru[awake]
<scrubbo> Just when you think it's gonna be sane.....
<scrubbo> Carson shows up.
<DFG> CarsonR, take it off baby, take it all off
<KoioSuru[awake]> goood morning everybody
<WreckFat> And hello, Koi.
<DFG> um hi
<scrubbo> Dust off your special area and get some real use out of it, Carson!
<CarsonR> Hey KoioSuru
*** KoioSuru[awake] is now known as KoioSuru
<WreckFat> You should not try more often, Carson!
<WreckFat> I mean...
<DFG> KoioSuru, were all having fun playing with CarsonR's special area
<KoioSuru> lovely
<CarsonR> Wreck: Hey, the last line works: "Yeah, this place ROCKS"
*** scrubbo changes topic to 'Don't surrender your HOPE to terror... help out any way you can // Canadians can donate blood by calling 1-888-236-6283 and asking where they can go donate...// Americans can call 1-800-GIVE-LIFE for the Red Cross // Webartists offer their hearts and their art in support of the tragedy at http://comicaid.faithweb.com || 'Dust off your special area and get some real use out of it'
<CarsonR> lol
* DFG puts on her white leisure suit, spins up the mirror ball, slaps in an eight-track, and gets ready to boogie the night away!
[DFG SOUND]
*** scrubbo changes topic to 'Don't surrender your HOPE to terror... help out any way you can // Canadians can donate blood by calling 1-888-236-6283 and asking where they can go donate...// Americans can call 1-800-GIVE-LIFE for the Red Cross || 'Dust off your special area and get some real use out of it, Carson' -- Scrubbo'
<scrubbo> There we go!

See, that made my special area bigger! And so will this. I went to check my stats in the Webalizer and came across the hits to each URL, take a look at number 12 in this picture:

Check the number of hits... freaky, isn't it... considering it's my SPECIAL AREA!

 

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