CARSON GETS DRUNK!

Alright... you're here with the promise of me being drunk. Well, not yet. This St. Patrick's Day, I will get WASTED, absolutely blasted. And I shall post occasionally here, so this could be considered DRUNK WATCH 2001. I shall drink ATLEAST a case of beer... that's right 24 bottles of Beer (Either Alexander Keiths or Red Baron, undecided). I shall post here when I start, and update whenever I can find my keyboard. Why would I be making my drunkeness public? Well, it usually results in VERY funny things. Also, check the forum as I'm sure I'll stumble into there drunk.

IF YOU CAN'T GET DRUNK ST. PADDY'S DAY, LET ME DO IT FOR YOU!

Maaar ch 16th, 9:15 pm:
St. Patrick's day starts now. well not really but it's as good a time as any, as Scotty D. Pete and my self just completedd a game of threee man. I'm the less drunk, and I'm pretty mycgh gone. this porbably makes no sense now, but enjot it. I'm going to the Revolution, and you'll get another upafetd when I gt back. the SERIOUS drinking states tomorrow! Woop!

March 17th, 1:35 am:
Okay... the Revolution really just got me sober. Whoopie! I have realized my spelling is quite awful when I'm drunk (more so then when I'm sober bmud-ssa). Bah, I'm going to bed and getting up early so I can start round two i nthe morning: BREAKFAST BEER

March 17th, 12:00pm:
Damnit, my plan to get up early and start drinking back fired due to my ability to sleep through my alarm clock! This means I must move to my contingency plan... Drinking whenever I get up! Expect more soon!

March 17th, 12:20pm:
Other people are FINALLY starting to get up... mwhaha. And we're off!

March 17th, 1:20pm:
Had breakfast, started drinking about 20 minutes ago... I'm on Beer #5. Feeling fine. Trying to get ten done before we head out. Wish me luck!

Marhc 17th, 2:30pm:
Drink and drink and drink and drink and fight/! Okay, 10 beers done, I'm a bit gone. We'r going to hit hte bomber, which is one of waterloo's on campus bars. Thatnks to Feldo for showing concern over my drink ingk and sa ing mu life. God damnit, if you waanad give up drinking try and interpret thsi message. GO CARSON!

\Mar h 17thb, ; Okaym drunke Carsoib abde sober carson qre invoilvwd i aa fighte to the death. K fel sirrty for yoyu. Leavemen aonkohe foew n0ow, I'll apoilogize in thge moprnibg.2001

March 17th, 8:50pm: Well, I apparently passed out at some point. I just woke up. I seem to recall walking back to Rez with CArl, after missing the entrance to the bomber by having to take a piss. There was a conversation about Drunken Carson and Sober Carson, I have no idea what else happened, because I passed out. The moral of the story: Drinking is fine, drinking to excess in under an hour is just stupid. Drink responsibly and you can have a good time, drink too much and you can have a problem. Right now I'm enjoying my water. When other people get back, and my spatial orientation returns to normal, I may have a beer. Only one or two though. Drinking to excess = stupid. I hope I've demonstrated that to someone

 

 

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